yahoooo.... i am gonna be rich

i really dont mean to offend anyone by this post. i am really sorry if any one gets offended.

SCENARIO 1 :
...and the winner is Miss Timbactoo... (thunderous applause in the auditorium and all around the world..)
Miss Timbactoo's speech: i thank my parents, my friends, my dogs, my cats, neighbors, teachers, my co-contestants, their cats and dogs, all my supporters, the host, the hostess, blah, blah, blah. i would also like to add a special thanks to "no grey cells required (NGCR) series", without whom it would have been impossible for me to win this beauty contest. i would especially like to thank Soumya for getting this brilliant idea of introducing a question bank book for the beauty contests. She has done the world a lot of good. (CLAP CLAP in the auditorium and around the universe.the C channel of our colony has reached Mars also... )

SCENARIO 2:
overheard in the neighbors house..what?? the dhobi hasnt come?? again??.. oh noooooo i am ruined... what am i supposed to do???(getting tensed..) ok let me call "we-give-life saving-suggestions" channel and find out the solution...

tring tring...
Miss / Mr I-get-paid-for-giving-useless-suggestions : hello Good Morning welcome to the "we-give-life saving-suggestions" channel
what would be the life threatening challenge you are faced with today???"

Neighbor: my dhobi hasn't come... what should i do?? i have tried reaching him on the cell.. but he has activated his Call Divert option... what do i do now???

Miss / Mr I-get-paid-for-giving-useless-suggestions :tada tada.. dont worry... please call "crisp consultants at 53456767 " they are the best in the world.. they are the leading Dhobi's in the world with almost 54.6% market share. Also the entire world salutes Soumya for coming up with such a brilliant idea which has reduced the anxiety levels in the people by almost 75.99%.

these are my alternate career options. i knw i am going to be stinking rich if i put up either one of them.
methinks the first one is a very novel idea and it would not take a lot of time to set up. bcoz the time required for me to do all the research would be very less. the questions have to be easiest and the answers have to be the most irrelevant. i mean, cmon, if a question like "who is your role model, who is still alive" and if the winning answer is "Mother Teresa", when she was already seeing the show live from heaven (yes, thats the reach of our cable channels") doesnt require a lot of research and soul-searching, right??
so thats wat i decided. i am gonna publish my own NGCR series.. and i am gonna be rich. i mean imagine the sales i am gonna generate. (count your eggs (or is it chicken) before they hatch..hahahah)

right from my seventh class,till my 10th, i have been ironing my school uniform daily. also my dad's shirts and trousers. (the dhobi problem is wide spread in all the parts of the world). so the second option of setting up a laundry service. and methinks i have becom an expert in it. i dont have a good experience in ironing sarees, though. so i will OUTSOURCE it...
and it really relieves stress levels.. i mean imagine you getting up late in the morning and then realizing that you dont have a crisp shirt / trouser / dress to wear. just pick up the phone and dial "Crisp Consultants" (now a days if the word CONSULTANT is absent, poeple may not take your profession seriously.. there is a health CONSULTANT, there is an auto repair CONSULTANT, there is a Chef CONSULTANT, and of course my favourite, the saaaaftware CONSULTANT")
lo and behold all your tensions would vanish into thin air... in a jiffy....

these are my sure shot ways of getting rich... i am sure of it...bcoz the target customer base is HUGE and i have very less competition, because i have the first mover advantage. (woooow i still remember the MBA talk)

right now these are two of my ideas. i have a lot more... but my mom is giving those "are you already in front of the computer at 7 in the morning" looks. so i will continue this post some othertime.

i am still searching for more entrepreneurial ideas (yeah, i am not sure about the spelling). Contributions are welcome. but they have to be very novel and which would rationalize the way the world thinks... (what is the use of me having an MBA degree and not using all the MBA jargon???)